ROGER STONE IS GOING TO JAIL: I don’t really care for how long, I care that Gordon Sondland sees him go.
BRETT KAVANAUGH WOULDN’T MIND BEING KNOWN AS THE PIZZA JUSTICE: Admittedly, that’s a step up from the justice credibly accused of attempted rape.
PENN LAW TWITTER IS HOT RIGHT NOW: People really don’t like this name change.
GIBBERISH WRITING DRAWS SANCTIONS: I mean, it’s funny, but unintentionally so.
IN TODAY’S BONUS NEWS: Another Same-bank match.